THE HOVER MANEUVER
when I , in public, have to pee
the trick is in the bended knee
with feet squared firmly to the ground
I tinkle as I look around
at other feet next door to me
both right and left they plainly be
but do they suffer as do mine...
upholding weight of flesh and spine?
Do they support suspension too?
Or I'm the only one to do...
this dreadful posture called the squat
this quaint avoidance of the pot
and all the germs a- crawling there
awaiting for the bottom bare
it won't be mine...my precious ass
will hover in the air with class!